Hello everyone and thanks for all the feedback-it´s
great to hear from ya´ll and know that I´m not talking
to the great cyber-black hole that is e-mail.
Things seem to be getting progressively more
hilarious by the momentito. Last I wrote we had just
arrived in Soyalito-the town of many gringos. In the
evening we met some nice folks from San Diego to San
Fran to Aspen, CO of all places. Many people from the
states spend their winters in this town-for good
reason. After our nightly gourge on barato comida
(cheap food), licuados (heavenly mexican milkshakes),
and ice cream (we need our calories!), we headed back
to the campground site that our new buddy Eric hooked
us up with. He had a permanent site on the beach where
a huge swiss army tent was pitched including a lazy
chair and ottoman. He never stayed in it though; he
had more than enough people begging him to house-sit
their casas while out of town-poor guy.
I awoke before sunrise as usual after a lovely
night of sleep on the lazy boy, pacific waves lapping
at the shore. We went for some caffe in town to
provide us with gasolina por bicycletta and to shoot
the breeze with some local folk. We talked with a
couple of older gentlemen, one from the Bronx and one
from Montreal who were very interested in our trip and
drilled us with questions. As we packed to leave a
lady approached me who I thought looked familiar, she
ended up being a supervisor of mine when I worked at a
catering company in Breckenridge, CO. She was there on
vacation with her husband and mentioned how they only
brough credit cards and therefore were unable to do
anything but eat at really nice restaurants (there is
a distinct lack of atm´s and businesses who accept
credit cards in mexico). She reacted with the usual
questions and the usual ´you guys are f%&$*ing crazy´
and I bid her fairwell.
We hitched a ride for the next 20 kilometers to
avoid the stretch of Mex 200 that has the worst
reputation and got dropped off 10 km. north of Puerto
Vallarta. It was an interesting ride throught the
city; dodging traffic, holding on to the bumpers of
busses, and responding to random yells of
encouragement and otherwise. Once we hit the beachside
boardwalk, we slowed down to take in the sights of
interesting metal statues, fat gringo paragliders
launching from the beach, and the general hustle and
bustle of the city that is alien compared to our usual
days of riding through the jungles and mellow coastal
towns. A mustachioed guy yelled at me from a beachside
kiosk, ´maps!´, I yelled back that we had maps and he
beckoned me over. I just assumed he was trying to sell
me something as most people are but asked where we
rode from and so on and so forth. Turns out he was a
mountain climber who had climbed many mountains in
Colorado-he was an interesting chap who deemed us
´something else´-he made it sound like a good thing.
After Puerto Vallarta we began to climb up a
road that was moy inclinado-the kind of hill where you
keep trying to downshift even though you know you are
out of larger cogs. After a few kilometers of inhaling
your own sweat we came upon a roadside oasis-a 30 foot
waterfall begging for some sweaty gringos to jump in.
We bathed and hit the road but not before Justin
quickened his descent with bad footing and scared us
with a 20 foot slide into a pool-luckily he looked up
and laughed hysterically.
We had heard a rumor about a really cool spot
beside a river on the side of the mountain that we
were climbing called Chico´s Paradise. We were riding
high above the river which by the sound was moy
rapido. Chico´s paradise turned out to be a really
neat old building perched above a calmer section of
the river that housed a restaurant (way overpriced)
and gift shop. The rocks were old weather worn granite
that felt good on the bare feet and cool water that
felt great on the hot skin. A group of local 10-12
year old kids were doing back flips into a deep pool
for pesos. There was one younger guy who was pulling
off some impressive maneuvers who we ran into later.
He was Marcos, a 22 year old who had spent the last 20
years in this little town. He was very friendly and
spoke enough english to match our little spanish so
that we could all commmunicate. He took us to his cool
little spot above a rapid; a smooth, curved, water
eroded shelf where he went to indulge in the many
churros he consumed each day. He eventually led us
into the tiny village where he said there was a nice
river side beach to camp and he wanted us to meet his
resident gringo friend, John.
We went down the road and took a look at the
beach-absolutely perfect. Marcos insisted that we go
to John´s to say hi. John was happy to meet us...well,
John was just a happy guy. He was a tripped out
looking guy, about 45 years old, with a skinny face
donned with thick, round, foggy glasses. He had a
badly chipped front tooth and he smiled big
constantly-it was quite the challenge to keep from
laughing the whole time. He said that five years ago
in Reno, NV, his old lady kicked him out, he left his
job, and decided to move south. His current situation
(I will never forgive myself for not getting a picture
of his casa) was him living in the basement of a
crappy looking house where him and a ´business
partner´ of his processed meat-italian sausage,
chorizo, and such. His pad had a dirt floor,
miscellaneous meat processing equipment (not very
sanitary looking), no windows, and no apparent
sleeping quarters? If the circumstances of where we
were, how we got there, and what this guys situation
was like wasn´t hilarious enough, the basement was
built around a very large rock which protruded
into-well...occupied most of the room. He was friendly
and dug on the plans of our adventure; he also
provided us with some coconut oil which acts as a bug
repellent, seeing as we were getting eaten alive and
didn´t have any bug spray.
After an hour of talking with John we explained
how we were famished and needed to go cook some food
on the beach. He thought we were crazy for using a
stove to cook pasta and veggies. He said we should be
building raging camp fires and hitting up the tienda
for some ham and cheese and save our ´camp food´ for
when we really need it. He said ´I´ll tell ya what,
I´ll head over to so and so´s house (where there is a
refrigerator) and grab that 6 foot rattlesnake I
killed the other day and you guys can throw it in your
pasta´. I was quite excited for the rattlesnake but he
never showed-judging by the enormous jar of weed he
kept by his side, he probably forgot.
The next morning we grabbed some supplies from a
tienda and were packing up when a truck load of people
our age pulled up. They all worked for a company that
offers zip-line canopy tours. One guy stopped to talk
to us and spoke of his experience living in Denver the
previous year and wished us bueno suerte (good luck).
The first tienda did not have agua purificada so we
stopped at another which boasted brightly colored
caged birds and of all things a squirrel; we
stretched, and continued up the mountain. 70
kilometers later we descended to sea level where we
headed towards the beach for a swim and some lunch.
There was a small lagoon with tons of huge iguanas and
an alligator-we had truly entered the jungle. Onward
to Barra de Navidad.
From the beach we ate lunch at, to Barra de
Navidad was 17 kilometers, we figured we would barely
break a sweat and be there in an hour to take a swim,
do laundry, and still have time to find a camp on the
beach. Not so. We began ascending a very steep
mountain and did so for the next 9 kilometers, ouch.
We rolled into town pretty late but found a cheap
hotel in town (it´s not quite holiday season). Not
only was it a cheap hotel but offered free, to hotel
patrons, coffee, laundry, bike tours, snorkeling
tours, alligator viewing tours, and most
importantly-free spanish lessons. Mario was our
wonderful host and we quickly befriended him as his
wife began our laundry (I wouldn´t want to do our
laundry, poor lady). He gave us the low-down on cheap
food, where to go for live music, and a little spanish
lesson over dinner.
Barra de Navidad is a very tranquillo
(tranquil) little peninsular town which I would highly
recommend to travellers (as Trevor, my brother,
recommended to me). Today we will explore the local
beaches, snorkel, and have a spanish lesson with
Mario. In the manaña we will head down Mex 200 again
towards Aculpoco and attempt to catch up with our
other 3 amigos.
Enjoy a few new pictures at
http://photobucket.com/albums/b89/zeeko0/Adios til next time, don´t forget to write!
-jeremie